There’s a cute article in the Herald today (reprinted from The Guardian), that is a rant against apple and its evangelists but which also admits that Windows is only used by those who believe that they deserve punishment for some terrible evil they’ve committed. I guess this verges on the old “if OSs were religions (cars, planes…)” meme. In this version Apple users are Moonies and Windows users are Catholics.
Me, I prefer to invoke another meme and state “Here’s a nickel, kid. Go buy yourself a real computer”.