Nothing fear but fear itself

While the guy behind the following rant sounds a bit like an out-and-out US imperialist, his general thrust is spot-on. We’ve become a civilisation of scaredy-cats. From our playgrounds, where we pull out slides in case the kiddies get a bit of a bump, to our airports, where we make mothers drink from babies’ bottles, we’ve let ourselves be terrorised.

Maybe it’s just, I cast my eyes back on the last century …
FDR: Oh, I’m sorry, was wiping out our entire Pacific fleet supposed to intimidate us? We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and right now we’re coming to kick your ass with brand new destroyers riveted by waitresses. How’s that going to feel?
CHURCHILL: Yeah, you keep bombing us. We’ll be in the pub, flipping you off. I’m slapping Rolls-Royce engines into untested flying coffins to knock you out of the skies, and then I’m sending angry Welshmen to burn your country from the Rhine to the Polish border.
US. NOW: BE AFRAID!! Oh God, the Brown Bad people could strike any moment! They could strike … NOW!! AHHHH. Okay, how about .. NOW!! AAGAGAHAHAHHAG! Quick, do whatever we tell you, and believe whatever we tell you, or YOU WILL BE KILLED BY BROWN PEOPLE!! PUT DOWN THAT SIPPY CUP!!

Kung Fu Monkey: “Wait, Aren’t You Scared?”

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