Happy Jihab’s House of Pancakes has announced The War on Christmas. Every year, conservatives state that America has declared war on Christmas because of the all the secular and commercial aspects of the Christmas holiday season. It angers rabid right-wing Christian nut-bags that Christmas (and Easter and…) isn’t solely about “Christian” values, or something, and so they make a lot of noise about a “war”.
Well, this year Santa and the rest of the Polar inhabitants are fighting back:
Today, November 12th, 2008, a date that will live in infamy, the United States was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the North Pole.
HJHOP has a series of posts that document the progress of the war, including the fact that Governor Palin has responded to the attack by Polar forces and has declared war on Poland.
I expect that sometime mid-December, Santa’s crack elf regiments will have finished with America and will start here, putting noisy fundies to the sword. About time, too.